I can not believe it but after 12 years of buying my books on Amazon, I am compelled to write a review. I found this book extremely creepy.

First, I was disappointed in the flip tone of this book. The preface includes a blurb about not bothering to have the book edited by a professional editor because the author did not find it necessary and wanted to continue to poke at his past English teachers because obviously he “showed them” by being a best-selling author and not bothering to be a conscientious writer. I can not imagine having an ax to grind with a teacher I haven’t seen in 20 years who may have corrected my work during my “formative years”.

Second, I want to personally apologize to every [...] employee. How does one work for a fellow who prides himself on not hiring “talented people”? I am dead serious. Tony clearly states that bringing in talented people into the organization as it grew would cause the culture to change so would not be part of his strategy to build the company.

Third, I also fail to understand how drinking with your co-workers and spending nearly every waking moment with them brings profit, passion and purpose. Yes, team cohesion is obviously important. The military wouldn’t function without it. Spending a happy hour with co-workers and eating lunch together for instance, makes sense. Failing to keep your job because Bob in accounting doesn’t like socializing with you after work, doesn’t make any sense. Failing to be promoted because you don’t drink and (horror) actually go home to your kids at night, doesn’t make sense.

To summarize, I would re-title this book “A Formula for Running a Successful Cult” by Tony Hsieh aka The Big Pumbah because he has mastered the most important features of a well run cult.

A sampling:
1. Alienation (Done! Replace real family with new family – aka other Zappos employees! Eat all meals together, work long hours, socialize with employees only.)
2. Us/Them Syndrome (Done! Emphasize the collective over the individual. Executed brilliantly by administering a culture test and immediately firing anyone who questions the company as arrogant and not a fit.)
3. Charismatic Leader (Done Well! Name another Zappos leader? Thinking, thinking. . .Can’t? No because the cult(ure) is the cult(ure) of Tony! Let’s go shave our head and paint it blue!)
4. Exclusivity (Done! Private company. Private goings on. No nasty prying by Wall Street and no grown-ups (remember the missing talented types that were going to destroy them?) to correct us. It’s a Zappos’ Thing, You Wouldn’t Understand!)